Wolfey's in Elyria

Again, not terrible. I used to get pickles that looked like roadkill. As soon as I get one shitty enough to really complain about, I'll call the restaurant.

I got the tuna melt sandwich and potato salad. Damn good.

Finally, a pickle shitty enough to blog about

...and here it is!

Figures

As soon as I start blogging about pickles, I'm suddenly getting nice fresh ones when eating out.

Vlasic

That's what I'm talking about! I eat about a jar of these a week.

Ugly pickle

Winking Lizard in Peninsula after a Towpath bike ride...a bit ugly and too thin, but tasty.

Welcome to the My Sh*tty Pickles Blog!

I love pickles. For decades now, it seems about 80% of the pickles I get in restaurants SUCK ASS. With this blog, I will attempt to expose the world of shitty pickles. I plan to document every shitty pickle I get in a restaurant. Occasionally, I may attempt to contact the proprietors or management of those establishments to see what they have to say about the sad state of the pickles they serve.

Our first post comes from Bellacino's in Elyria, OH. They have great food (I always get the Italian grinder, it rocks) and I usually get a decent pickle here, but this is where the idea struck me. This pickle tasted OK and wasn't even close to some of the worst I've come across, but here it is.

I am thinking about finding a way for people to submit pics of their shitty pickles with the restaurant name/location. I'll see what kind of reaction I get from FB on this.